Look, I know you think this is a copypasta, but it's not. This is your very last warning, your very very last chance to make amends for the atrocity you have committed. Turn back now, or severe consequences will follow. I have contacted the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the DIA, the KGB, and the MSS, as well as countless other intelligence agencies around the world, some of which have names so secret I daren't utter them to a common dog like you. Let's just say I'm well acquainted with many people in power, and you, you pathetic insect, haven't the tiniest chance of escape. These people can stop cars, planes, railways, buses, subways, motorcycles, drones, and even space shuttles with a press of a button, so don't even try it. Fight? What can you do against carpet bombings and chemical warfare? Those are some of the less powerful weapons in the arsenal of the people I know. And they won't hesitate an instant to utterly obliterate you from existence. Not a soul will even remember you. As you read this, there are Special Ops troops poised, ready to pounce on your current location. There are drones viewing you from every angle. Think you can fend them off? Not likely. Every man is a member of an elite, international force. You don't even get accepted into their rigorous training unless you can defeat 100 armored soldiers without a scratch and completely unarmed. You quite literally won't be able to do a single thing, you deplorable ape. And even if you could, right beneath you this very instant a microscopic bomb has been planted. So you have exactly one chance to attempt to make some amends to your sorry little pathetic excuse of a life before you're blown to smithereens. So speak wisely for once in your life, you wretched fool.
That's very funny, I laughed at it. I'm pretty sure we won't be surrounded by the intelligence agencies, rather we would be swarmed by dozens of Mafia members.
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